When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”
everybodys got a water buffalo
stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing
you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly
|Anonymous : Aw! Such a good companion Aziraphale. As for your Marriage proposal. I accept! As a wedding present I give you this little thought: Crowley and Aziraphale, happily together. Living and sharing a home with one another and Aziraphale falls asleep while reading. Crowley comes in, picks up each book, puts it back in it rightful place on the shelf with a bookmark. Then after he takes one of their blankets from their bed , places it on the sleeping Aziraphale and lets him rest.|
Daw! Crowley taking care of Azi! I offer you this instead of a wedding ring:
Azi taking the rejected plants to the bookstore so the were away from the plants in the house that Crowley wanted to intimidate. The bookstore looked more like a florists than a bookshop but Crowley didn’t actually want to harm them. Aziraphale offered this solutions so Crowley could keep order and not harm the plants. Sometimes a lucky customer goes home with a plant when there are too many of them.