Cosmo sex tip #564


When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”


X MEN Charles/Erik - ALL ABOUT US

So after several hours of having sex with the the video editors I ended up with this fanvideo. 

This is an AU, in which I envisioned Cherik as a highly cooperative couple (at least this is what I want so much of them to be .___.) There are scenes from XMFC, XMDOFP, Trance (from which I borrowed some severity for “Charles”) and Shame (from which I borrowed some sufferings for “Erik”). + some fighting from Haywire.

There is also an alternative version: (the image going with the lyrics «If they hurt you, they hurt me too» differs here)


I own nothing except for the pain I experienced while making this :facepalm:


Thanks for watching :)

Oh my goodness this video is beautiful!!! Well done!!



everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly


"He never belonged to you - he doesn’t love you and he never did! He loves me!

Anonymous : Aw! Such a good companion Aziraphale. As for your Marriage proposal. I accept! As a wedding present I give you this little thought: Crowley and Aziraphale, happily together. Living and sharing a home with one another and Aziraphale falls asleep while reading. Crowley comes in, picks up each book, puts it back in it rightful place on the shelf with a bookmark. Then after he takes one of their blankets from their bed , places it on the sleeping Aziraphale and lets him rest.


Daw! Crowley taking care of Azi! I offer you this instead of a wedding ring:

Azi taking the rejected plants to the bookstore so the were away from the plants in the house that Crowley wanted to intimidate. The bookstore looked more like a florists than a bookshop but Crowley didn’t actually want to harm them. Aziraphale offered this solutions so Crowley could keep order and not harm the plants. Sometimes a lucky customer goes home with a plant when there are too many of them.


I’m crying oh my fucking god


I’m crying oh my fucking god


Sir Patrick Stewart being flawless and James McAvoy laughing his ass off

All I see is Charles making fun of Magneto.


You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog


what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show