Cosmo sex tip #564

sassytimelordminion:

When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”

shuttingfromthesky:

X MEN Charles/Erik - ALL ABOUT US

So after several hours of having sex with the the video editors I ended up with this fanvideo. 

This is an AU, in which I envisioned Cherik as a highly cooperative couple (at least this is what I want so much of them to be .___.) There are scenes from XMFC, XMDOFP, Trance (from which I borrowed some severity for “Charles”) and Shame (from which I borrowed some sufferings for “Erik”). + some fighting from Haywire.

There is also an alternative version: https://vimeo.com/100524933 (the image going with the lyrics «If they hurt you, they hurt me too» differs here)

Enjoy!

I own nothing except for the pain I experienced while making this :facepalm:

PLEASE DO NOT REUPLOAD ANYWHERE.

Thanks for watching :)

Oh my goodness this video is beautiful!!! Well done!!

hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

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"He never belonged to you - he doesn’t love you and he never did! He loves me!

Anonymous : Aw! Such a good companion Aziraphale. As for your Marriage proposal. I accept! As a wedding present I give you this little thought: Crowley and Aziraphale, happily together. Living and sharing a home with one another and Aziraphale falls asleep while reading. Crowley comes in, picks up each book, puts it back in it rightful place on the shelf with a bookmark. Then after he takes one of their blankets from their bed , places it on the sleeping Aziraphale and lets him rest.

asomewhatfussyangel:

Daw! Crowley taking care of Azi! I offer you this instead of a wedding ring:

Azi taking the rejected plants to the bookstore so the were away from the plants in the house that Crowley wanted to intimidate. The bookstore looked more like a florists than a bookshop but Crowley didn’t actually want to harm them. Aziraphale offered this solutions so Crowley could keep order and not harm the plants. Sometimes a lucky customer goes home with a plant when there are too many of them.

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Sir Patrick Stewart being flawless and James McAvoy laughing his ass off

All I see is Charles making fun of Magneto.

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show